(The Gang is in the Games Room, having a Guitar Hero Championship)
Cedric: Woo! Another victim has fallen to the might and raw power of the Ced-Man!
Talia: Of course you won, Spud was holding the guitar upside down.
Spud: (sweeping the floor with the guitar) I was not! Cedric is just a cheating! (runs and hides in closet)
Cedric: I don't need to cheat. I have extreme talent!
Dax: And a rather large ego...
Cedric: Hey! I can, and will beat anyone who dares face me!
Talia: You've never played Jansen.
Cedric: Hey! You're right! What about it Jansen?
Jansen: Uh, I-I don't think-
Talia: Come on, you can do it!
Jansen: A-alright. I'll try. (Jansen slowly takes guitar and puts the neckstrap around his neck.)
Cedric: Alright! Its on!
~ About 4 minutes later ~
Cedric: (staring at the screen in disbelief) Are...ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I'VE NEVER LOST A GAME OF GUITAR HERO IN MY LIFE!!!
Jansen: I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to-
Cedric: Don't be sorry! (Kneels in front of Jansen, who looks confused) Teach me, O Great One!
Cedric: What is your secret!! I MUST KNOW!!!
Jansen: I...uh...look at the screen, and... uh... press the buttons when the uh... notes come on the, uh... screen...
Cedric: Great! I'll try that next time! Thanks! (runs from room, prancing like a ballerina)
Talia: Uh, did Cedric take his medicine today?
Talia: Ah. That explains it.
Jansen: (collapses on couch) Ehhh...I need Aspirin...
What do you think? Suggestions? Gifts of chocolate?
I really need the last one.