(The Gang is in the TV room. Jansen is changing the channels.)
Jansen: What does everyone want to watch?
Cedric: Check the movie channels.
Jansen: Okay. (click click click)
Dax: Stop!
Jansen: (falls out of chair) ...Can I help you?
Dax: Go back to the news!!!
Jansen: Uh...okay... (click click click)
Dax: Shhhh!
News Guy: Breaking news from Here, two local fangirls went mad on a strange substance called "Squee". The suspects went on a two hour rampage, running wildly in the streets, causing mischief and chaos. Local authorities are testing this "Squee", but no illegal properties have been found. This is Al Coholic, with the 7:00 news.
Jansen: That Here place sounds...uh...wow...
Dax: It makes Insanity sound normal...
Spud: I WANT TO GO THERE!!!!
Talia: Shut up!
Spud: NOOOO!!!!
Cedric: STOP!!! (smacks Spud with a broom)
Spud: EEEEEEEE... (runs away)
Jansen: ...*sigh*
This little thing was inspired by the weird guy on the news, Evan, and 2009!!!