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A tired and unkempt Jansen was sitting in his room, huddled over the computer, all other lights turned off.

Jansen: (thinking) Well, Livi, I might not be in love with you as your friend says, and you might not love me as the letter said, but the least I can do is take down the fellow who got us both into this mess...

Jansen has been at his computer, searching facts about the one called Evan, for three days with no food, water or rest.

Jansen: (quietly) I'll show you not to mess with a vampire. You'll regret this one, Evan. Heh heh heh...

Jansen checks his email, and gets an idea. Why not try to team up with Livi to get revenge on Evan? He thought it was worth a shot...

  Livi,
 
I'm sure you've had enough of me for a while, but if you aren't doing anything, would you care to join me in capturing Evan, and teaching him a lesson for messing with us? I'm open to new ideas, and whatever cruel and unusual forms of punishment you can think up. If not, I understand as well.
 
                                                            Jansen

Jansen hit "send" and leaned back in his chair, relaxing for the first time in three days. This was most certainly going to be fun...

 


Comments

Ninja

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:32:18

ooohhh, can't wait until I get to see all of this torture :)

 

Drogan

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:17:23

Its going to be great,
as soon as Livi decides to exist...

 

Livi

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:56:53

OH MY GOD!!! JANSEN'S GOING TO KILL EVAN FOR ME!!!

Julieanna: (just walking in) What?!

Ace: Okay, so your vampire lover is going to kill your internet doopleganger?

Livi: (blink blink)

Ace: (eye roll) copycat?

Livi: Oh! Yes, he is!! Look at this email!!

(Livi turns the laptop towards Julieanna and Ace, and allows them to read Jansen's email)

Livi: See?

Julieanna: Oh my God... he's seriously going to kill Evan for you...

Livi: I know! Isn't that sweet of him?!

Ace: Or, it could be a clever trick so Evan can kidnap and/or murder you, so he can take your place as Queen of the Lair without any resistance.

(silence)

Livi: Or... it's a shot to kill Evan!

Ace: Or... Jansen could hypnotize you into loving him! Some Vampires can do that, you know...

Livi: Oh whatever! I'm still goin' for it!!

Julieanna: (walking off, ruffles Livi's hair) Just, don't get killed, okay?

Ace: (follows her) Yeah, we sort of like you...

Livi: Thanks... (as soon as she's alone, she opens a new email)

Jansen,

I think that sounds like a GREAT idea!! I, personally, would LOVE to kick Evan's butt, or even better, watch a hot vampire do it!! However, I haven't had much sucess finding him thus far... I'm sure you've got that covered though, no?

Maybe we should meet up sometime and scheme this out? I'd love to meet you face to face!

-Livi <3

 

Jansen (email)

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:22:50

Livi-

Great! I'm looking forward to meeting you! I have found that Evan lives in Atlanta, and I have gone so far as to find the neighborhood he lives in. The next scheme is to find the actual house, because knocking down an innocent bystander's house would be rude.

Why don't we go to lunch sometime, or something? I'll let you chose the time and place.

Jansen

 

Livi (email)

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:46:30

Ohmigosh, great!! This is going to be so much fun!!

We could meet at Red Lobster, tomorrow at noon. Sound good?

-Livi

 

Jansen (email)

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:39:13

Sounds great! See you there!


Jansen

 

Ninja

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:00:55

When did you know you had M.S.?

 

Drogan

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:43:09

Around July or August last year

 

Ninja

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:01:37

I'm sorry. Do you have any medicine?

 

Drogan

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:07:17

I have super-pain meds, but they don't do much.

It's really not that bad, you get used to it after a while.

 

Livi

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:36:33

Aw, poor Drogan!! I so sorry!!

 

Drogan

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:21:42

Thanks.

You should make me a cookie.

 

Moolatte

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:05:56

Yes! Down with Evan! No more naughty links! Hooray!

 

Drogan

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:44:53

Oh my goodness!

No one likes Evan!

We could form an angry mob!

 

Livi

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:35:26

We totally should!! We could run him off the continent!!

Then, he would be force to stow away on a ship to the inner depths of Brazil, where he will starve for 30 days in the jungles, then be fattened up and later eaten by the local cannibals...

Good plan, no?

 

Drogan

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:33:51

Its kinda sad that you thought all that out.

But before he goes to Brazil, we need to soak him in snake pheromones like on Snakes on a Plane, so that all the snakes go crazy on him.

 

Moolatte XD

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:05:42

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Hooray for the collapse of civilization!

Down with democracy!

 

Drogan

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:05:12

Wow.
You people are crazy...

 

Ninja

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:33:22

Yes, I try to be the sane one of the bunch.

 

Drogan

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:56:25

You do well, being the sane one.

 

Livi

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:31:14

WE LOVE YOU NINJA!!!

Hey, Drogan, hurry and post our writings!

 

Drogan

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:43:39

I will when I have time! I wrote it all down and it took 13 pages....

 

Livi

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:47:15

Well, we were txting nonstop from Noon til one-in-the-morning!

But, what could YOU possibly be doing that occupies your time?

 

Drogan

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:05:49

1) Evan calls me every 5 minutes to tell me he invented a squirrel catapult.
2) I broke my computer.
3) Attention span of a goldfish.

 

Livi

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:30:53

1) turn off your phone, or temporarily block his calls?
2) I thought you could fix it?
3) Wow, you're an idiot...

 

Drogan

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:37:01

1) He calls everyone else in the house to get me because he's annoying
2) I can, I just don't have the time or the resources.
3) Yes, but smart enough to get past the web filter on the school computer. I told you I could.

 

Livi

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:57:35

Yay!! Goodie for Drogan!

 

Drogan

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:27:22

And you thought I was an idiot...

 

Livi

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:31:29

Not anymore. I've been at VBS with MollynSawyer all day.

Kill me.

 

Drogan

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:01:46

We would solve a lot more problems by killing HER.

PS: Look! I'm on the principal's computer this time! He doesn't know I'm on it...

 

Livi

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:16:22

That... is a very good plan indeed. We'll take care of her AFTER Evan.

PS: Wow, that's brilliant... are you almost done with that dumb story?

 

Livi

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:06:26

Hey, why does it say on the homepage to check the blog? You didn't update.

And, why haven't you posted the death-to-retard story?! Hurry up!!

 

Drogan

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:48:34

I'm Trying to, but I broke the other computer too, soooo.....

 

Livi

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:04:24

You're an idiot...

 

Drogan

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:35:47

I know....

At least I have a cookie.

 

Livi

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:56:59

I Don"T cAre you aRE sooOO stUPId

 

Drogan

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:07:06

What the heck?

:P

Dork.

 

Livi

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:01:24

That was Evan, I'll bet you anything...

And I DO care!! I can't even remember half of what we wrote!!

 

Drogan

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:09:33

I wrote it down, but I've been really busy and I type a little at a time when I can...

I'm working on it. I'll get it done.





Eventually...

 

Livi

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:36:25

Alright, if you say so...

 

Drogan

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:02:39

You doubt my powers, mortal?

I will CUT you.

 

Livi

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:03:28

I won't doubt anything if you'll post the freaking story!

 

Livi

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:58:46

Nevermind I'll post it geez

 

Livi

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:31:22

Shut up, Evan

 

Livi

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:09:11

NO YOU SHUT UP

 

The REAL Livi

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:31:42

I'm not about to sit here and play this dumb game with you!!

 

THE REAL REAL LIVI

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:11:11

OMG YOUR JUST A JERK

 

Livi

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:54:33

YOU'RE the jerk!! Everyone can tell who's who!! Stop pretending to be me!!

 

Livi

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:00:13

Oh my gosh! Will you post the story already? I'm not going to change my underwear until you do!

 

Livi

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:43:03

EVAN!!! SHUT UP!!!

 

Livi

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:43:26

EVAN!!! SHUT UP!!

 

Livi

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:38:49

Oh my God! Anyone with half a brain could tell that I am the real Livi!

 

Livi

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:56:15

Wow, that one might have worked if the REAL Livi didn't have any INTERNET and couldn't POST a comment for a WEEK STRAIGHT!!

Nice try though, that one was pretty good...

 

Drogan

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:11:48

Actually, it was so good because it was me.

Sorry.

 

Drogan

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:01:35

Alright, listen here.

You can pretend to be Livi all you want, but you best not pretend to be me ON MY OWN SITE.

Someone is going to lose their forehead for this.

 

Livi

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:20:40

(double take)

Crap... I can't tell which Drogan is Drogan...

I hate to admit it, but Evan's getting good at this...

Real Drogan, are you going to post that dumb thing or not?

 

Real Drogan

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 11:53:46

I can't...

The computer keeps deleting it everytime I get halfway done with it.

I blame weebly.

What about if I give you the story at church or something? Can you do it?

 

REAL Drogan

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:40:08

What the...?

STOP!

I am the ONLY Drogan!

I will KILL you!

 

Drogan

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:55:34

???????

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

I WILL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF AND STEAL YOUR DOG!

Ugh, you suck.

 

Drogan

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:13:20

Are you kidding me???

I am the only Drogan!

You are just a cheap impersonator, and you SUCK.

 

Drogan

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:51:50

Alright, I'm about to rip someone in half if they don't stop this nonsense.

 

Danger

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:06:09

I must admit this is highly amusing...
Depression: I have to agree with Danger on this one. Watching mortals attempt to impersonate others is quite funny.
To-huan: And you pretending to be all educated is lame.
Ming-Lynn: Tell him off! He deserves it!
Depression: Lynn! I'm going to kill you! *attacks her, both leave room*
*shakes head* Cool story.

 

Drogan

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:57:52

Thanks. :)

I'm glad this is entertaining someone.

Because I'm the real Drogan!

 

Drogan

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:16:00

No you're not!

I AM!!!

 

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:30:52

Sorry I haven't been on in a while! I got back on DeviantART (link) and I kindea forgot about poor little Weebly (hugs weebly)

Okay, if it was the REAL Drogan, not pretend Drogan saying they're Drogan, but REAL REAL Drogan... if you meant you could seriously give me the writings at church, I would be more than happy to type them!!

If you would ever come to church, that is...

 

REAL REAL DROGAN

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:03:18

I've tried to come to church, but I've been busy with marching band, facebook, moving and other difficulties like not having a phone, Caleb FRICKIN' Cox, and school, which happens to be amazing this year.

 

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:46:02

Oh... I've heard rumors that you've been seen lately...

Do you think you can come this Sunday?

 

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:48:22

Jeez! How long are we going to drag this dumb thing out?!

Okay, Drogan... if you come to sunday school THIS SUNDAY and TEXT ME that you are going to be there, bring the story and I'll type it up, since you obviously haven't...

 

Drogan (Gangster)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:32:14

This will work...
I'll give it to you, if I can find it...

 

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:38:45

Well, that's just brilliant... way to go...

It's okay though, we love you anyway...

 

Drogan

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:00:33

YAY! I'm loved...

 

Livi

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:19:45

Type that dang story, will you?!

 

.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:47:47

you peeps suck butt

 

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 19:10:30

Thanks for the interesting tale, although it did take quite a long time to complete reading. (English isn't my national tongue) Could I enquire where you received your sources from? Thank you!

 

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 17:58:34

Blessings, Do not need too much text. I send you receive good, health, Do not need too much description, I expect you to get good, Happy does not need too much waiting for my wishing you good.

 

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:52:50

you can find what you want to in here,make your life full of color ,it's a perfect website.

 

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 19:49:22

When you have much time and healthy body to enjoy the taste of freedom. It is going to be great!

 



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