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Random: Something made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision.

Things you don't understand and jokes you don't get are NOT random. Randomness is not a skill you are born with, it takes time, training, and very patient friends. Being random is doing things that make people laugh, but at the same time, making them question your sanity. Random is going up to someone you don't know and giving them a hug. Random is going through the phonebook, calling people you've never heard of, and trying to start a conversation. Random is going swimming while wearing a helmet. Random is carrying a box of crayons around with you 24/7, and screaming when anyone touches them. Random is crying in the corner then singing "Happy Birthday" at the top of you lungs when someone comforts you. Someone might say any of these random acts could be called stupid, retarded, idiotic, or special. And yes, they could be. It all depends on the perspective. And seriously, who's the most random person you know?

If that person isn't me, I'm going to cry.

Livi
1/30/2009 09:00:03 am

(applause)

Bravo, Drogan!!

That was hilarious!! I can totally see you doing ALL of those things!!

Yes, you ARE the most random person I know!!

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Ninja
1/30/2009 09:00:45 am

Don't worry, you will always be the most random person I know!

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Ninja
1/30/2009 09:01:07 am

And Livi...It's BRAVA!!

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Drogan
1/31/2009 02:13:19 am

Thank you, thank you...

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Drogan
1/31/2009 07:39:48 am

And, as an afterthought, IcyHot tastes really bad...

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