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(The Gang is in the Games Room, having a Guitar Hero Championship)

Cedric: Woo! Another victim has fallen to the might and raw power of the Ced-Man!

Talia: Of course you won, Spud was holding the guitar upside down.

Spud: (sweeping the floor with the guitar) I was not! Cedric is just a cheating! (runs and hides in closet)

Cedric: I don't need to cheat. I have extreme talent!

Dax: And a rather large ego...

Cedric: Hey! I can, and will beat anyone who dares face me!

Talia: You've never played Jansen.

Cedric: Hey! You're right! What about it Jansen?

Jansen: Uh, I-I don't think-

Talia: Come on, you can do it!

Jansen: A-alright. I'll try. (Jansen slowly takes guitar and puts the neckstrap around his neck.)

Cedric: Alright! Its on!

 ~ About 4 minutes later ~

Cedric: (staring at the screen in disbelief) Are...ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I'VE NEVER LOST A GAME OF GUITAR HERO IN MY LIFE!!!

Jansen: I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to-

Cedric: Don't be sorry! (Kneels in front of Jansen, who looks confused) Teach me, O Great One!

Jansen: Uh...

Cedric: What is your secret!! I MUST KNOW!!!

Jansen: I...uh...look at the screen, and... uh... press the buttons when the uh... notes come on the, uh... screen...

Cedric: Great! I'll try that next time! Thanks! (runs from room, prancing like a ballerina)

Talia: Uh, did Cedric take his medicine today?

Dax: No.

Talia: Ah. That explains it.

Jansen: (collapses on couch) Ehhh...I need Aspirin...


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