Meanwhile, Inside Jansen's Room...

5/31/2009

A tired and unkempt Jansen was sitting in his room, huddled over the computer, all other lights turned off.

Jansen: (thinking) Well, Livi, I might not be in love with you as your friend says, and you might not love me as the letter said, but the least I can do is take down the fellow who got us both into this mess...

Jansen has been at his computer, searching facts about the one called Evan, for three days with no food, water or rest.

Jansen: (quietly) I'll show you not to mess with a vampire. You'll regret this one, Evan. Heh heh heh...

Jansen checks his email, and gets an idea. Why not try to team up with Livi to get revenge on Evan? He thought it was worth a shot...

Livi,

I'm sure you've had enough of me for a while, but if you aren't doing anything, would you care to join me in capturing Evan, and teaching him a lesson for messing with us? I'm open to new ideas, and whatever cruel and unusual forms of punishment you can think up. If not, I understand as well.

Jansen

Jansen hit "send" and leaned back in his chair, relaxing for the first time in three days. This was most certainly going to be fun...

77 Comments

Ninja

6/2/2009 01:32:18 am

ooohhh, can't wait until I get to see all of this torture :)

Drogan

6/2/2009 02:17:23 am

Its going to be great,
as soon as Livi decides to exist...

Livi

6/2/2009 09:56:53 am

OH MY GOD!!! JANSEN'S GOING TO KILL EVAN FOR ME!!!

Julieanna: (just walking in) What?!

Ace: Okay, so your vampire lover is going to kill your internet doopleganger?

Livi: (blink blink)

Ace: (eye roll) copycat?

Livi: Oh! Yes, he is!! Look at this email!!

(Livi turns the laptop towards Julieanna and Ace, and allows them to read Jansen's email)

Livi: See?

Julieanna: Oh my God... he's seriously going to kill Evan for you...

Livi: I know! Isn't that sweet of him?!

Ace: Or, it could be a clever trick so Evan can kidnap and/or murder you, so he can take your place as Queen of the Lair without any resistance.

(silence)

Livi: Or... it's a shot to kill Evan!

Ace: Or... Jansen could hypnotize you into loving him! Some Vampires can do that, you know...

Livi: Oh whatever! I'm still goin' for it!!

Julieanna: (walking off, ruffles Livi's hair) Just, don't get killed, okay?

Ace: (follows her) Yeah, we sort of like you...

Livi: Thanks... (as soon as she's alone, she opens a new email)

Jansen,

I think that sounds like a GREAT idea!! I, personally, would LOVE to kick Evan's butt, or even better, watch a hot vampire do it!! However, I haven't had much sucess finding him thus far... I'm sure you've got that covered though, no?

Maybe we should meet up sometime and scheme this out? I'd love to meet you face to face!

-Livi <3

Jansen (email)

6/2/2009 11:22:50 am

Livi-

Great! I'm looking forward to meeting you! I have found that Evan lives in Atlanta, and I have gone so far as to find the neighborhood he lives in. The next scheme is to find the actual house, because knocking down an innocent bystander's house would be rude.

Why don't we go to lunch sometime, or something? I'll let you chose the time and place.

Jansen

Livi (email)

6/3/2009 12:46:30 am

Ohmigosh, great!! This is going to be so much fun!!

We could meet at Red Lobster, tomorrow at noon. Sound good?

-Livi

Jansen (email)

6/3/2009 01:39:13 am

Sounds great! See you there!

Jansen

Ninja

6/3/2009 08:00:55 am

When did you know you had M.S.?

Drogan

6/3/2009 12:43:09 pm

Around July or August last year

Ninja

6/3/2009 01:01:37 pm

I'm sorry. Do you have any medicine?

Drogan

6/3/2009 02:07:17 pm

I have super-pain meds, but they don't do much.

It's really not that bad, you get used to it after a while.

Livi

6/4/2009 01:36:33 am

Aw, poor Drogan!! I so sorry!!

Drogan

6/4/2009 03:21:42 am

Thanks.

You should make me a cookie.

Moolatte

6/4/2009 06:05:56 am

Yes! Down with Evan! No more naughty links! Hooray!

Drogan

6/4/2009 08:44:53 am

Oh my goodness!

No one likes Evan!

We could form an angry mob!

Livi

6/6/2009 11:35:26 am

We totally should!! We could run him off the continent!!

Then, he would be force to stow away on a ship to the inner depths of Brazil, where he will starve for 30 days in the jungles, then be fattened up and later eaten by the local cannibals...

Good plan, no?

Drogan

6/7/2009 09:33:51 am

Its kinda sad that you thought all that out.

But before he goes to Brazil, we need to soak him in snake pheromones like on Snakes on a Plane, so that all the snakes go crazy on him.

Moolatte XD

6/9/2009 03:05:42 am

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Hooray for the collapse of civilization!

Down with democracy!

Drogan

6/9/2009 04:05:12 am

Wow.
You people are crazy...

Ninja

6/9/2009 07:33:22 am

Yes, I try to be the sane one of the bunch.

Drogan

6/9/2009 10:56:25 am

You do well, being the sane one.

Livi

6/12/2009 11:31:14 pm

WE LOVE YOU NINJA!!!

Hey, Drogan, hurry and post our writings!

Drogan

6/13/2009 08:43:39 am

I will when I have time! I wrote it all down and it took 13 pages....

Livi

6/13/2009 08:47:15 am

Well, we were txting nonstop from Noon til one-in-the-morning!

But, what could YOU possibly be doing that occupies your time?

Drogan

6/13/2009 09:05:49 am

1) Evan calls me every 5 minutes to tell me he invented a squirrel catapult.
2) I broke my computer.
3) Attention span of a goldfish.

Livi

6/13/2009 11:30:53 am

1) turn off your phone, or temporarily block his calls?
2) I thought you could fix it?
3) Wow, you're an idiot...

Drogan

6/15/2009 07:37:01 am

1) He calls everyone else in the house to get me because he's annoying
2) I can, I just don't have the time or the resources.
3) Yes, but smart enough to get past the web filter on the school computer. I told you I could.

Livi

6/15/2009 08:57:35 am

Yay!! Goodie for Drogan!

Drogan

6/15/2009 11:27:22 am

And you thought I was an idiot...

Livi

6/15/2009 11:31:29 pm

Not anymore. I've been at VBS with MollynSawyer all day.

Kill me.

Drogan

6/17/2009 03:01:46 am

We would solve a lot more problems by killing HER.

PS: Look! I'm on the principal's computer this time! He doesn't know I'm on it...

Livi

6/17/2009 08:16:22 am

That... is a very good plan indeed. We'll take care of her AFTER Evan.

PS: Wow, that's brilliant... are you almost done with that dumb story?

Livi

6/21/2009 11:06:26 am

Hey, why does it say on the homepage to check the blog? You didn't update.

And, why haven't you posted the death-to-retard story?! Hurry up!!

Drogan

6/22/2009 02:48:34 am

I'm Trying to, but I broke the other computer too, soooo.....

Livi

6/23/2009 12:04:24 am

You're an idiot...

Drogan

6/23/2009 01:35:47 am

I know....

At least I have a cookie.

Livi

6/23/2009 09:56:59 pm

I Don"T cAre you aRE sooOO stUPId

Drogan

6/24/2009 12:07:06 am

What the heck?

:P

Dork.

Livi

6/25/2009 11:01:24 pm

That was Evan, I'll bet you anything...

And I DO care!! I can't even remember half of what we wrote!!

Drogan

6/28/2009 07:09:33 am

I wrote it down, but I've been really busy and I type a little at a time when I can...

I'm working on it. I'll get it done.

Eventually...

Livi

6/28/2009 11:36:25 pm

Alright, if you say so...

Drogan

6/30/2009 06:02:39 am

You doubt my powers, mortal?

I will CUT you.

Livi

6/30/2009 07:03:28 am

I won't doubt anything if you'll post the freaking story!

Livi

7/2/2009 01:58:46 pm

Nevermind I'll post it geez

Livi

7/3/2009 01:31:22 am

Shut up, Evan

Livi

7/6/2009 12:09:11 am

NO YOU SHUT UP

The REAL Livi

7/6/2009 12:31:42 am

I'm not about to sit here and play this dumb game with you!!

THE REAL REAL LIVI

7/7/2009 02:11:11 am

OMG YOUR JUST A JERK

Livi

7/10/2009 12:54:33 am

YOU'RE the jerk!! Everyone can tell who's who!! Stop pretending to be me!!

Livi

7/16/2009 07:00:13 am

Oh my gosh! Will you post the story already? I'm not going to change my underwear until you do!

Livi

7/16/2009 11:43:03 pm

EVAN!!! SHUT UP!!!

Livi

7/16/2009 11:43:26 pm

EVAN!!! SHUT UP!!

Livi

7/17/2009 11:38:49 pm

Oh my God! Anyone with half a brain could tell that I am the real Livi!

Livi

7/23/2009 10:56:15 pm

Wow, that one might have worked if the REAL Livi didn't have any INTERNET and couldn't POST a comment for a WEEK STRAIGHT!!

Nice try though, that one was pretty good...

Drogan

7/25/2009 07:11:48 am

Actually, it was so good because it was me.

Sorry.

Drogan

8/2/2009 03:01:35 am

Alright, listen here.

You can pretend to be Livi all you want, but you best not pretend to be me ON MY OWN SITE.

Someone is going to lose their forehead for this.

Livi

8/3/2009 11:20:40 am

(double take)

Crap... I can't tell which Drogan is Drogan...

I hate to admit it, but Evan's getting good at this...

Real Drogan, are you going to post that dumb thing or not?

Real Drogan

8/8/2009 04:53:46 am

I can't...

The computer keeps deleting it everytime I get halfway done with it.

I blame weebly.

What about if I give you the story at church or something? Can you do it?

REAL Drogan

8/8/2009 07:40:08 am

What the...?

STOP!

I am the ONLY Drogan!

I will KILL you!

Drogan

8/8/2009 09:55:34 pm

???????

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

I WILL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF AND STEAL YOUR DOG!

Ugh, you suck.

Drogan

8/9/2009 09:13:20 am

Are you kidding me???

I am the only Drogan!

You are just a cheap impersonator, and you SUCK.

Drogan

8/10/2009 10:51:50 am

Alright, I'm about to rip someone in half if they don't stop this nonsense.

Danger

8/14/2009 10:06:09 pm

I must admit this is highly amusing...
Depression: I have to agree with Danger on this one. Watching mortals attempt to impersonate others is quite funny.
To-huan: And you pretending to be all educated is lame.
Ming-Lynn: Tell him off! He deserves it!
Depression: Lynn! I'm going to kill you! *attacks her, both leave room*
*shakes head* Cool story.

Drogan

8/15/2009 12:57:52 am

Thanks. :)

I'm glad this is entertaining someone.

Because I'm the real Drogan!

Drogan

8/30/2009 09:16:00 am

No you're not!

I AM!!!

Livi link

9/9/2009 08:30:52 am

Sorry I haven't been on in a while! I got back on DeviantART (link) and I kindea forgot about poor little Weebly (hugs weebly)

Okay, if it was the REAL Drogan, not pretend Drogan saying they're Drogan, but REAL REAL Drogan... if you meant you could seriously give me the writings at church, I would be more than happy to type them!!

If you would ever come to church, that is...

REAL REAL DROGAN

9/25/2009 07:03:18 am

I've tried to come to church, but I've been busy with marching band, facebook, moving and other difficulties like not having a phone, Caleb FRICKIN' Cox, and school, which happens to be amazing this year.

Livi link

9/29/2009 06:46:02 am

Oh... I've heard rumors that you've been seen lately...

Do you think you can come this Sunday?

Livi link

11/2/2009 08:48:22 pm

Jeez! How long are we going to drag this dumb thing out?!

Okay, Drogan... if you come to sunday school THIS SUNDAY and TEXT ME that you are going to be there, bring the story and I'll type it up, since you obviously haven't...

Drogan (Gangster)

11/14/2009 03:32:14 am

This will work...
I'll give it to you, if I can find it...

Livi link

11/21/2009 09:38:45 pm

Well, that's just brilliant... way to go...

It's okay though, we love you anyway...

Drogan

11/29/2009 03:00:33 am

YAY! I'm loved...

Livi

12/25/2009 03:19:45 am

Type that dang story, will you?!

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